Hello! I'm Wacky Hijinks! I'm a colorful kooky jester raccoon from...

Which is a terrible place that you should never go to...

I'm a major in history, a furry, and a lover of old-web and old-tech aesthetics. Neocities is a lovely place to escape the algorithm-driven nightmares that we've created for ourselves elsewhere.

So what is there here to see? Glad you asked!

I have a guestbook, a page for pictures of my fursuit and the infamous "mystery page..". Click the link if you dare, but be warned..YOU WILL GET A DIFFERENT RESULT WITH EACH CLICK! (You should have autoplay on for it)

So feel free to explore, relax and enjoy my company. Or just immediately leave and go to another site. Up to you...

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