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Hello! AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL PAGE OF THE CHURCH OF KLAUS SCHWAB





Welcome to the Church of Klaus Schwab's revolutionary vision for Mars! Together, we will defy the constraints of conventional politics and launch humanity into a future beyond imagination. Earth, our eternal homeland awaits us, and with the church leading the way, nothing is beyond our reach!

Listen up, for what you're about to read isn't just words-it's the hymn of the NEW WORLD. Forget your old gods, your tired institutions, your petty "Sectoralism." Schwabism IS the endgame. The dream. The FINAL form of humanity. You don't question it. You don't fight it. You BOW to it.

The United Nations system isn't just a government. It's the divine made real. It's YOU. It's ME. It's every ambition, every tear shed, every dream dreamed by billions of humans crystallized into the perfect technocracy. You got a problem with that? Then you got a problem with humanity ITSELF. Rebellion ain't edgy; it's heresy. To stand against the UN is to stand against your own reflection. So get on your knees and PRAISE, because the UN ain't just a system-it's salvation.

And let's talk about Klaus Schwab, the prophet. The man, the myth, the LEGEND. The dude who saw it all coming before we even knew what was up. He said, “The Great Reset isn't just an economic philosophy; it's the roadmap to HUMANITY'S GLORY.” And he was right. Every word this man-no, this VISIONARY-spoke was a step towards Zion, the true name of Earth, the only home we need once we purge it of the last remnants of chaos. Schwab didn't walk; he ascended. Straight fundamentals, no funny business. Stop playin' with us.

But Schwab's just the beginning. You think this church runs on one man? Nah, this is a pantheon of GENIUSES. We're talking about George Soros, the money alchemist who turned nations into assets. Fauci, the shepherd of science and order. Gunther Fehlinger, the philosopher-king of unity. And let's not forget Glorbo Corporato-an entity so majestic it transcends human comprehension. These aren't just leaders. They're the architects of the End of History.

Now let's dive into the economics, baby. Neo-neoliberalism-you heard of it? Of course you haven't, because Schwabism INVENTED it. It's capitalism perfected, a system where markets and governance dance in flawless synchronization. You got money? Cool. You don't? We'll find a use for you. Efficiency isn't a goal; it's the law. And when the Dyson Sphere's finally built, you'll understand. That's right-we're building a cosmic monument to human dominance, wrapping the SUN ITSELF in humanity's glory. We're not dreamers; we're DOERS. Flip a whole planet into an empire, stop playin' with us.

But this isn't all sunshine and technocratic utopias. There's a dark side, a challenge-Morte III. The name sends shivers down the spine of every Schwabian. The Grim Reaper, the specter of chaos, the ultimate threat to the New World Order. He's not just a madman; he's the embodiment of everything we've overcome-Martian radicalism, Belter insurrection, the ghosts of a fragmented humanity. And he's coming. But don't worry; we're ready. Schwab himself will return, reincarnated as the ultimate warrior-prophet, and when the apocalyptic battle is over, Zion will stand tall.

You think this is fiction? Nah, this is FACT. This is the story written in the stars, the final temple in Davos waiting for us to finish the job. A thousand generations of peace await, but only if we keep grinding. This isn't a game to us, man. We're nice with it.

So what's it gonna be? You with us, building the Dyson Sphere, ushering in the UN's perfected reign? Or will you be a dolphin fucking communist belter? Make your choice. But know this: Schwabism is inevitable. The church isn't just the future; it's the present. And you better get with the program, because this train doesn't stop. No loyalty for anyone outside the system. Never did, never will.

In the name of Klaus Schwab, the Dyson Sphere, and the United Nations, we pray.

ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF SCHWAB.

1:1 "The United Nations is not merely a council of nations but the form of humanity refined, the vessel through which our collective will becomes action."

1:15 "In unity, there is strength; in fragmentation, there is ruin. Seek not to build alone but to merge your labors into the great construct of humanity."

2:8 "Do not resist the call of progress, for resistance is but ignorance adorned in false pride. Yield to the wisdom of the collective and know peace."

WE ARE THE ONLY PRO-EARTH RELIGION ON MARS. WE ARE THE ONLY PARTY THAT TAKES A STRONG STANCE ON DEFENDING OUR EARTHLY HERITAGE AND PROTECTING IT FROM THE DELUSIONS OF THE MARTIAN SEPERATISTS THAT ARE HIDING RIGHT BENEATH OUR NOSES!

WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON OUR PRINCIPLES, MANY PARTIES LACK A SPINE IN MARS THESE DAYS. WE ARE QUITE PROUD OF HOW WE ARE SUPER GOOD AT OUR JOBS.

KLAUS SCHWAB CHURCH ANTHEM