Hello! I'm Wacky Hijinks! I'm a colorful kooky jester raccoon from...


Which is a terrible place that you should never go to...

I'm a major in history, a furry, and a lover of old-web and old-tech aesthetics. Neocities is a lovely place to escape the algorithm-driven nightmares that we've created for ourselves elsewhere.



I'm a big furry (obviously). Music fan (I am a huge They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads and Ween fan. But I also like a lot of goth/post-punk/shoegaze stuff, like The Chameleons, Drab Majesty, ETC.) I'm a history nerd, it's literally what I majored in and what I do for work. I do DJ sets on occasion, there will be a dedicated page for that at some point soon. I've been on the net for too long, I hail from many online communities. With a long standing history in youtube, especially with YTPs. Though I have dipped my toes in numerous communities throughout the last 17 years online. If you remember me from Jedi Knight Jedi Academy.. No you didn't...

So what is there here to see? Glad you asked!


I have TWO chatrooms, a page for art of my sona and the infamous "random page..". Click the link if you dare, but be warned..YOU WILL GET A DIFFERENT RESULT WITH EACH CLICK! (You should have autoplay on for it)

So feel free to explore, relax and enjoy my company. Or just immediately leave and go to another site. Up to you...



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